Starbuck

Meet Starbuck, our Chief Security Officer (CSO), who takes her role very seriously—whether it’s guarding the office from menacing mail carriers, securing the premises from the dreaded vacuum cleaner, or ensuring no lunch goes uneaten. With a bark that’s managed to scare off more than just the squirrels, Starbuck maintains a strict regime of rigorous nap times, mandatory belly rub sessions, and intense tail-wagging meetings to keep morale high. Despite her fearsome title, Starbuck’s secret weapon isn’t just her formidable stare; it’s her unparalleled ability to win hearts with a single, soulful look, proving that behind every great security officer is an even greater best friend. When not on duty, you can find her conducting thorough investigations into the contents of unattended snack bowls or leading by example in how to perfectly execute the most efficient route from couch to food bowl. Under Starbuck’s watchful eye, our company is not just secure; it’s a place where love and laughter reign supreme.